TOUCH OF HUMOUR!!

YOU GOTTA LOVE A DRUNK
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in
the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband,
"it is three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed."
Who was that?" asked his wife."
Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"
he answers."Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and
it is pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
Can't you remember about three months ago
when we broke down and those two guys helped
us?
I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of yourself!
"The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and
goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark,
"Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband."
Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.