HUMOUR TIME! ... Thank You SYLVIA

Subject: Little Johnny...classic

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately,
the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the
hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the
baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had
a talk with him and explained that the baby had no
ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned
anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life
when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib
he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied,
"we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20
vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,
"coz he'd be in deep trouble if he needed glasses".

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"THANKS TO MY AUSTRALIAN PENFRIEND SYLVIA
WHO NEVER FORGETS TO SEND ME JOKES
EACH DAY!"