MISS MELBA! Jamaican Humour

A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his
wife comes up behind him and whacks him
with a frying pan.
"Aaahh! Wat dat for?" he shouts
" Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a
gyal name pon it, "Miss Melba"
says his wife.
"Wa yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a
race track last week and Miss Melba is de
name a de horse dat run inna de first race,"
he protests.
Two days later he is sitting watching TV again
and "wack!"
- one bitch lick inna 'im head - with the back
of the dutch-pot.
"Ooowww," he shouts.
"Wha' dat for now?"
"Yu horse deh pan di phone"!