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I'll Have The Same
by Unknown
A man walks into a restaurant with a
full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke,"
and turns to the ostrich,
"What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with
the order.
"That will be$9.40 please," and the man reaches
into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again
and the man says,
"Ahamburger, fries, and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into hispocket and pays with
the exact change.
This becomes routine until, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato, andsalad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
"That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of
his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity
any longer.
"Excuse me, sir.
How do you manage to always come up with the exact
change out of your pocket every time?
" "Well," says the man,
"several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp.
When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes.
My first was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket
and the right amount of money would always
be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress.
"Most people would wish for a million dollars
or something, but you'll always be as rich as
you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right.
Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks,
"But sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers,
"My second wish was for a tall chick with long
legs who agrees with everything I say."