The Pope's Driver in America- HUMOUR

The Pope was on a visit to the US. After getting
all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo
(and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices
that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Eminence,"
says the driver,
"Would you please take your seat so
we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says
the Pope,
"They never let me drive at the Vatican,
and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that.
I'd lose my job! And what if something
should happen?" protests the driver,
wishing he'd never gone to work that
morning.
"There might be something extra in it
for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back
as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
The driver quickly regrets his decision
when, after exiting the airport, the
Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating
the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!"
pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
keeps the pedal to the metal until they
hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my
license," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the
window as the cop approaches, but the
cop takes one look at him, goes back to
his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to
the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop
tells him that he's stopped a limo going
a hundred and five.
"So bust him," said the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's
really important," said the cop.
Chief exclaimed...... "All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked......
"Who ya got there, the Mayor?
" Cop:"Bigger."
Chief:"Governor?"
Cop:"Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief,"Who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief:"What makes you think it's God?"
Cop:"He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"