Thursday, October 20, 2005

LAST IN LINE!








A bus carrying only ugly people
crashes into an oncoming truck,
and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker,
and because of the grief they
have experienced; he decides to
grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God
asks the first one what the
wish is. "I want to be gorgeous,"
and so God snaps His fingers,
and it is done.
The second one in line hears
this and says "I want to be
gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers
and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with
each one asking to be gorgeous
but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in the line
starts laughing.
When there are only ten people
left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy
and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down
and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".
SO THE NEXT TIME
YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE'
...............BE HAPPY!

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