Sunday, June 11, 2006

A GOOD JOKE!


Forgiveness
Toward the end of the service, the
minister asked,
"How many of you have forgiven your
enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The minister then repeated the question.
All responded this time, except one
small elderly lady.
"Mrs Jones? Are you not willing to
forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling
sweetly.
"Mrs Jones, that is very unusual.
How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." She replied.
"Oh Mrs Jones, would you please
come down the front and tell us all
how a person can live to ninety-eight
and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady
tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation and said,
"I outlived them all."

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I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN

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