A Good one for you all......

The Heavenly Marriage

There was a young couple, very
much in love, who the night before
they were to be married, were both tragically killed
in an automobile accident.
They found themselves at the pearly gates of heaven
being escorted in by St. Peter.
After a couple of weeks in heaven, the prospective
groom took St. Peter aside and said,
"St. Peter, my fianceand I are very happy to be in
heaven but we miss very much the opportunity to
have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possible for
people in heaven to get married?"

St. Peter looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, I've
never heard of anyone in heaven wanting to get
married. I'm afraid you'll have to talk to the
Lord God Almighty about that.
I can get you an appointment for two weeks from
Wednesday."

Come the appointed day, the couple were
escorted by the guardian angels into the presence
of the Lord God Almighty, where they repeat the
request. The Lord looked at them solemnly and
said, "I tell you what, wait five years and if you still
want to get married, come back and we will talk
about it again."

Well five years went by, and the couple still very
much wanting to get married, came back.
Again the Lord God Almighty said, "Please you must
wait another five years and then I will consider
your request."

Finally, they come before the Lord God Almighty
the third time, ten years after their first request, and
ask the Lord again. This time the Lord answered,
"Yes, you may marry. This Saturday at 2:00 p.m., we
will have a beautiful ceremony in the main chapel.
The reception will be on me!"

The wedding went beautifully, all the guests
thought the bride was beautiful.
Moses brought some flowers from the Nile River Delta
and Ghandi came wearing his finest hand-woven sari.
But, you guessed it, thecouple was married but a
few weeks when they realized they had made a
horrible mistake, they just couldn't stay married to
one another.

So they made another appointment to see the
Lord God Almighty, this time to ask if they could get
a divorce in heaven. When the Lord heard their
request, he looked at them and said,
"Look, it took us ten years to find a priest up here in
heaven; do you have any idea how long it'll take to
find a lawyer?"


Enjoy your day!!!!!!