Humour Time Again!!!!

A man dies and goes to hell.
He discovers that there are
different Hells for each country.
First he goes to the German
Hell and asks what they do
there.
First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on abed of nails for an hour.
Then the German Devil comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day.
He doesn't like this so he moves on.
He goes to the U.S. Hell, the Canadian Hell, and
the U.K. Hell, and discovers that they are all the same.
Finally, he comes across a very long line of people
waiting to get in and asks, Which Hell is this?"
"Someone tells him, "Oh, this is the Jamaican Hell" "
What do they do in here?" He asks.
"Well, first they put you in an electric chair for an
hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour,
then the Jamaican Devil comes in and whips you for
the rest of the day!"
"But that is just like all the other Hells".
The man said, "Why is the line so long?"
"Cause inna de Jamaican Hell, the electricity always lock
off, the electric chair naah work, sumbady tief di nail
dem, and di Jamaican Devil a public servant, so he cum
in an' punch him time card, den go a Rum Bar fi play
domino fi di rest a di day!"