Birds and the Bees Up Date!!!

A little boy goes to his father and asks:
"Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers:
"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail
with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my
floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do
a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since
it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"

SORRY ALL I HAVE THE FLU AND I AM
DOWN AND OUT IN TORONTO ...LOL