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Author: tony1
Date: 02-10-06 17:10
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff,
when a lizard walks by,
looks up and says to the monkey "Wha gwaan?"
The monkey says, "You wan' some?"
So the lizard climbs up, sits next to the
monkey and they both burn the herb.
After a while, the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'
and that he's going to get
a drink from the river.
The lizard climbs down, goes to the river and leans
over to get his drink.
He is so high that he leans over too far, and falls in
the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard,
helping him to the side,then asks,
"What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting
in a tree smoking a
spliff with a monkey and got too stoned,
which caused him to fall in the
river, while taking a drink.
The crocodile decides to check out this monkey and
finally finds the monkey
in the tree, still sitting there, puffing on his joint.
He looks up and says."Hey you!"
The monkey looks down and says.
"Rass! A how much water you drink man?"
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