Subject: Miracle of toilet paper

Subject: Miracle of toilet paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front
of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of automatically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every
daytake a pieceof toilet paper and rub it
between your breasts fora few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he
replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will
makemy breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your
ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical
therapy, he may even walk again

sent to me from my australian penfriend!!!