Repelling advances from the opposite sex

Repelling advances from the opposite sex

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman:"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V D Clinic."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman:"No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman:"No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you.",
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman:"It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too.
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:"Female impersonator.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:"Unfertilized, go away!"
A graying man in his 60's approaches a
twenty-something with
"Where have you been all my life?"
She took one glance at him and said,
"For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
Two young dudes are striding down the street
and one glances at a girl who has just walked by.
She turns around and sneers at him,
"What are you looking at?"
His friend comes to the rescue:
"He thought you were good looking.
Man, was he was mistaken!"
Gal:"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Guy: "Hey, come on, we're both here at
this bar for the same reason!"
Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"