JUST A JOKE!!!

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO
YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR
GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS,
GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless
he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut
the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able
to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to
be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never
mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces,
so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to makesome woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are
the do-it-yourselftypes.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to
suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for
directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
tell him chequebooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you
tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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