In Celebration of Peru getting Joan Van Der Sloot

Joran good night, Joran good night,
Good night Joran, good night Joran,
We'll see you in the news.

Last Friday morn We got the great news,
Me and the world rejoiced,
Now Joran is safely in Prison,
I think We'll go out on the town.

Sometimes he lives in Aruba,
Sometimes he lives in Thailand,
Sometimes he takes a great notion
To hunt down a girl and kill.

Joran, God knows I will,
I'll pray 'til the seas run dry,
But if you don't survive one year,
It's because of lessons not learnt.

Stop rambling and your gambling,
Stop staying out late at night,
Go home to your brothers and mother,
Stay there by their fireside bright.