ASK KIDS- They know it all...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO
MARRY?
1. You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it
that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.-- Alan, age 10
2. No person really decides before they grow up
who they're going to marry. God decides it all
way before,and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with.-- Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET
MARRIED?
1. Twenty-three is the best age because you
know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
2. No age is good to get married at.
You got to be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF
TWO PEOPLE A! R E MARRIED?
1. You might have to guess, based on
whether they seem to be yelling at the same
kids-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM
AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
1. Both don't want any more kids.-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A
DATE?
1. Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know each other.
Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.-- Lynnette, age 8
(isn't she a treasure)
2. On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that usually gets them interested
enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST
DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day
I would call all the newspapers and make s
ure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS
SOMEONE?
1. When they're rich.-- Pam, age 7
2. The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have
kids with them.
It's the right thing to do.-- Howard, age 8
(this one has very good morals!)
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR
MARRIED?
1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
one thing. I'm never going to have sex
with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
out.-- Theodore, age 8
2. It's better for girls to be single but not
for boys. Boys need someone to clean
up after them-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE
DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
GET MARRIED?
1. There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A
MARRIAGE WORK?
1. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even
if she looks like a truck.-- Ricky, age 10