AM I HOT OR WHAT?

Here's a thought .
For those of you who watch what you eat,
here is the final word on nutrition and health.
It is a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies.
Facts:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Australians, British or
Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Australians, British or
Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Australians,
British or Americans.
4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians,
British or Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Australians, British or Americans.
Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like
- Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.