ALL ABOUT MUMS...

Why God made Mums
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the
following questions!!!

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me.
He just used bigger parts

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you Your mother & not
some other mum?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's mums like me

What kind of little girl was your mum?
1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mum need to know about dad
before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?
Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year?
Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
And my Mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking
cap on

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because
dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection.
She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot
more to do than dad.

What's the difference between mums & dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home & dads just go
to work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but mums have all the real
power 'cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep
over at your friend's.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better
without medicine.

What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some
kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your
Mum, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room
clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was
my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on
the back of her head

If You can STOP LAUGHING -
you may like to give some other
MOTHERS a laugh!!