something bad happened, sorry never said that

we had sex with Natalee, sorry never said that

she was falling down drunk and fell
no she was not drunk i left her on the beach

2 security guards picked her up
oops sorry we lied, we ere scared

natalee is dead, no she ran away

and now dogping tells us he got a tip in January

WELL WE HAD A TIP BEFORE THAT...
SOME ONE SAID THE ALE IS USELESS.
hmmm so far they have been right!!!!!!!!

LATEST JOKE!!!!
Authorities Believe Holloway’s Body is on the Island;
They Suspect It Was Moved to Avoid Detection and
Then Re-buried Investigation is in “Critical Last Phase”
and they are gonna start digging soon sometime next
yearapril after carnival drinks

LATEST FACT!!!!
The ALE in Aruba has been kidnapped and
replaced with Zombies

THE MAN IN CHARGE- God help us!!!!